This post really has nothing to do with photography, but there might be a life lesson in here somewhere by the time you are done laughing at us. I poke fun at Ally for being a clutz but I’ve had a few good spills myself over the years. So here we go with our top 8 wipeouts in no particular order (even though I saved the best for last – don’t cheat)….
Our Top 8 Wipeouts…
- Doug vs. his shoelaces. This goes back to the summer of 1987 while playing high school football for North Farmington against Detroit Denby in a summer 7-on-7 tournament at Wayne State University. Summer 7-on-7 tournaments are non-contact – no pads and no tackling. I went across the middle for a pass and got hit hard by one of their linebackers. I got up and squared off with him and all eyes were on us. “What the H was that?” I yelled. “So maybe I tripped” he said. We stared each other down for a second – suburban kid vs. city kid, and then I turned to walk away…. and tripped on my shoelace and fell flat on my face.
- Ally shows her graceful side on the honeymoon. Ally and I got married in 1996 and went first to Disney for 4 days and then on a week long cruise. We were dressed to the nines for the formal dinner when Ally pulled a spectacular faceplant just outside of the dining room in front of about 100 people. She survived and we laughed our butts off.
- Doug decides not to be outdone on the honeymoon. I believe the story went something like this… We were on our way to the tender to take us to the island from the ship when I realized I forgot something at the room. I went back to get it while Ally waited only to find out I went the wrong way and ended up at the wrong end of the ship. Not wanting to miss the boat (literally) I sprinted down the hallway of the ship in flip flops which I can now tell you is dumb. My flip flop got caught and I went flying – I saved my fall by instinctively grabbing on to the rail and I sliced my right hand in the process. When I finally got back to Ally my hand was covered in blood. I still have a pretty nice scar from that one….
- Ally vs. a Bosu ball. This happened in the summer of 2012. Three weeks before our daughter’s bat mitzvah Ally was working out and fell off of a bosu ball chipping a bone in her foot. Luckily she was able to get away with wearing a boot
Bosu ball
Bosu ballfor a couple weeks and she was good to go for the bat mitzvah. It wasn’t easy though – especially when we found ourselves deeper into a forest than we planned for a senior photo shoot and that hike was pretty tough on Ally in her boot with a still freshly broken ankle…. what a trooper!
- Doug “leads” the team through the hoop. As I am fond of pointing out (with love of course) Ally has never “saved” a potential fall in her life. If she trips at all she’s on the ground. As with my own honeymoon wipeout this was another one I “saved” but it was no less embarrassing. For this one we go back to high school for our opening football game on September 5th (my 17th birthday)… It was at Southfield Lathrup and I was a captain of the team so I led the team out onto the field and through the big paper hoop the cheerleaders had made for us to bust through. However the girls didn’t notice that they were holding the hoop right over the edge of the paved high jump pit and I stepped right on the edge which sent me stumbling for about 7 steps through the hoop.
Doug gets a sack
I’m sure our opponents were very intimidated…. We still won though 17-7 and I even though I had an unfortunate fumble I did still have two sacks. Here’s a picture of one of the sacks (I’m #31 in white).
- Ally on the sidewalk. Ally was strolling along one winter day in front of the student union while she was in college at Michigan State when she went down hard on her butt on a patch of ice as she was saying hello to someone on the sidewalk. Ally tried to play it off with her “cute little outfit on and cute little boots” as she tells it, but she was definitely a little embarrassed.
- Doug on the driveway. Ice strikes again… I slipped on a patch of ice on the driveway maybe about 6 years ago or so. Legs went straight out and I landed hard on my butt – to the point where I was pretty sure I broke my tailbone. It was bad enough that I went to the doctor for x-rays but there was no break. I was sore for a couple days but no major injury.
- “Mmmmmm Strawberries”. This is really the most epic of all of them. We were up North spending a weekend with friends at their house in Boyne City. We were hanging out on their dock on Lake Charlevoix when my buddy’s mom brought some fresh strawberries down. It was a beautiful day and Ally was enjoying a perfect moment with her strawberries when the back leg of her chair slipped off the edge of the dock sending her head over heels and crashing upside down into the water about 5 feet below. She survived that one without a scratch, but that was definitely one of the most intense moments of pure chaos I’ve witnessed. Absolutely gut-busting hilarious.
There you have it. The top 8 wipeouts. I kept it to 8 in order to keep it even – I could have mentioned Ally’s dive on her first senior session or her tumble into a couple bikes at spinning class, but that wouldn’t be fair. Hehe…
The point of course is that this post is a metaphor for life. We all fall from time to time. Life is not about whether you fall. You will. It’s about whether you get up, and hopefully you can laugh at yourself a little and enjoy the whole experience along the way. What was your best wipeout? Share it in the comments!
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